Like Cockroaches, they are.

So you got this place you love to hang out at, maybe a group of net friends within your delicate and intricate social network you like chatting it up with. Things are swell, perhaps you're talking about the latest movie, a new band, or tomorrow's WoW raid (I threw out something, I don't play WoW anymore). However, there's this chick that keeps coming by. Sure, she's funny, maybe even cute, but holy BALLS does she like throwing her face all over everyone. Videos and pictures galore, they are everywhere in an attempt to get people to pay attention to her, or she just likes showing off.

This, Ladies and Gentlemen, is a textbook definition of a Camera Whore.

Everyone likes being paid attention to, no one's going to deny that unless they have some serious anxiety problems, and I'm not going to make fun of those. However, there are those who desire, nay, crave this very need more than others. It drives them to be the center of everything, quite possibly the universe itself. Quite often, the behavior from this person is quite annoying, to the point where they are ridiculed for even pursuing this goal of putting themselves on a pedestal of love and glory. However, sometimes... you get the creepy people who abuse this notion for their own gains.



Sadly, the majority of these "Cam Whores" as they are called are female. Heaven only knows why, but they are. By statistics and biology, they are also the most sucessful. Statistics is simply because there are more females trying to be Camwhores then men. Biology... well, that's because of the lovely invention of "Boobs" that they carry around. Or if you're an ass person, that's cool too.

The point is, they make up the majority of the camwhore population, and it does get quite annoying. Because of this, they are often insulted, ridiculued, and humiliated. And why would people feel sorry for them? The Camwhore is a being that just comes out of fucking nowhere and wants love, making an effort to interrupt anything happening at the moment to make sure they get the spotlight. This is like going to Cookie Monster in front of a giant stadium, taking his cookies, and then dancing around, expecting the loving crowd to adore you... and let me tell you, that shit doesn't usually fly.



What could be possibly more annoying than cam whores... are what are called "White Knights".



The definition of a White Knight is simple: defend the camwhore, get sex. Yes, you heard me right, these guys only defend a camwhore from the flurry of insults and humiliation to get some dirty love, either digitally or in real life. Why? They basically try to take advantage of a poor girl's emotions after they had the equivalent of being curbstomped on the side of the school bus pickup. However, even if the girl deserved such a verbal beatdown, the White Knight is still essentially being the equivalent of a sick motherfucker. Want to know who takes advantage of emotions for sex? Rapists.

White Knights are basically Rapists.

So Fuck you Canwhores, for trying to be that blonde, cheerleader bitch in high school to get all the love and free toys. And fuck you too, White Knights, for encouraging Rapism on the internet.

I'm out. Until Next week.