Like Cockroaches, they are.

So you got this place you love to hang out at, maybe a group of net friends within your delicate and intricate social network you like chatting it up with. Things are swell, perhaps you're talking about the latest movie, a new band, or tomorrow's WoW raid (I threw out something, I don't play WoW anymore). However, there's this chick that keeps coming by. Sure, she's funny, maybe even cute, but holy BALLS does she like throwing her face all over everyone. Videos and pictures galore, they are everywhere in an attempt to get people to pay attention to her, or she just likes showing off.

This, Ladies and Gentlemen, is a textbook definition of a Camera Whore.

Everyone likes being paid attention to, no one's going to deny that unless they have some serious anxiety problems, and I'm not going to make fun of those. However, there are those who desire, nay, crave this very need more than others. It drives them to be the center of everything, quite possibly the universe itself. Quite often, the behavior from this person is quite annoying, to the point where they are ridiculed for even pursuing this goal of putting themselves on a pedestal of love and glory. However, sometimes... you get the creepy people who abuse this notion for their own gains.



Sadly, the majority of these "Cam Whores" as they are called are female. Heaven only knows why, but they are. By statistics and biology, they are also the most sucessful. Statistics is simply because there are more females trying to be Camwhores then men. Biology... well, that's because of the lovely invention of "Boobs" that they carry around. Or if you're an ass person, that's cool too.

The point is, they make up the majority of the camwhore population, and it does get quite annoying. Because of this, they are often insulted, ridiculued, and humiliated. And why would people feel sorry for them? The Camwhore is a being that just comes out of fucking nowhere and wants love, making an effort to interrupt anything happening at the moment to make sure they get the spotlight. This is like going to Cookie Monster in front of a giant stadium, taking his cookies, and then dancing around, expecting the loving crowd to adore you... and let me tell you, that shit doesn't usually fly.



What could be possibly more annoying than cam whores... are what are called "White Knights".



The definition of a White Knight is simple: defend the camwhore, get sex. Yes, you heard me right, these guys only defend a camwhore from the flurry of insults and humiliation to get some dirty love, either digitally or in real life. Why? They basically try to take advantage of a poor girl's emotions after they had the equivalent of being curbstomped on the side of the school bus pickup. However, even if the girl deserved such a verbal beatdown, the White Knight is still essentially being the equivalent of a sick motherfucker. Want to know who takes advantage of emotions for sex? Rapists.

White Knights are basically Rapists.

So Fuck you Canwhores, for trying to be that blonde, cheerleader bitch in high school to get all the love and free toys. And fuck you too, White Knights, for encouraging Rapism on the internet.

I'm out. Until Next week.

No, not THOSE kinds of trolls.

Ok, haven't posted for a week or two, so let's get this train wreck started, shall we?

So you're on your favorite forum, online game, whatever involves the internet. You're having a jolly good time, things are going pretty decent. Suddenly, someone decides to be a complete ASS for no reason whatsoever. Out of fucking nowhere is this guy saying the dumbest of shit, slapping down everything you like. You ask them, in some form or another "Who are you? Why do you say these things? What have we ever done to you?" His response, as many have likely heard so far, is simply typed out, yet is inhumane with grammar and douchebaggery.

"umad?"



You all know these assholes: They have nothing better to do with their time other than to cause misery and grief to everyone else for their own amusement. They could be spamming obscenities, spamming insults, spamming on how something you like is a complete piece of shit, and everyone that likes what you like should kill themselves and make the world a better place. Worst of all, they never shut up. It's like they have a compelling need to just be a complete, pompous windbag with a superior attitude. And they keep going on and on like that horrible CD in the stereo that's on repeat, and the song is the worst song in the world.



It makes you wonder just what exactly goes through their heads with they do this crap. They don't get monetary gain, it's not like they earn achievements, nor is there anything for bragging rights... not that there's anything to brag about with it. Let's take a look at the simple internet problem to begin with: Anonymity. You don't truly know WHO is behind that screenname until they reveal themselves. Since anyone can hide themselves, it allows one to become the biggest dickmuncher in the face of the world, without consequences.

Yes. Completely. Without. Consequences. So what if you got banned from that forum, just make up a new handle! Admins ban your account? New one. IP ban? Either connect via proxy, or scramble your IP. Someone really put the boots to you? SO WHAT? A day of making up new messenger handles and e-mail accounts and you're back to being that fuckhead who no one likes. The ability to remain such a mystery, yet be so open with your language, allows one to explore the ability to be a complete goddamn sociopathic retard. I'm not trying to advocate the abolishment of anonymity here, but let's put up an example: If you had the ability to remain completely unknown, no matter what you did, wouldn't you rob a bank? Or kill someone? Or just go on a crime spree, doing whatever you please, whenever you wanted to? That's the internet for you.



The worst part is this: that jackass who was trolling the hell out of you yesterday could be that nice girl you asked out on a date last week. Yes, the nicest of people could turn into complete bastards the moment they are absolved of their digital shenanigans.

The preverbal "Get Out of Jail Free" Card gives them the ability to spew complete garbage out of their mouth, the filth of which likely hasn't been seen since the Nazis, or The African-American Civil Rights Movement. Worst of yet, this shit is actually ENCOURAGED, because they all want to be an asshole to everyone they don't like. They wish they could be an utter bastard and get away with it scott-free, all the while being completely awesome.

But we all can't be Carl. He's too cool.